Lizzy Burnam 🐞

Me? I’m not that interesting 
I’m just a silly sprout 
Go follow Kim Kardashian 
Or Cole and Dylan Sprouse 

I like to keep my mornings free
And nap the afternoons 
Evenings, also, are for me
No time to spend with you 

Cuz if you knew me Sunday 
Then you’ll know me Monday too
But you go by so many names
Aren’t you yourself confused? 

I hope you can unite the knot
That’s in your under-roos
Grow a pair like big kids got 
And learn to tie your shoes

But you can’t have my eyeballs
Though I might bend an ear
Try Barre or Bad Reichenhall
Just get far away from here!